Top Ten List
Top Ten things better to do than watch the State of the Union Address
Justin Lyman and Corey Kempf
Issue date: 2/5/04 Section: Fun House
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10. Root Canal
9. Contorting self into washing machine
8. Full-Frontal Lobotomy
7. Locked in jail cell with "Bubba"
6. T.V. stuck on WB
5. Bungee Jumping with dental floss
4. Repainting exterior of house with nail polish brush
3. Bikini wax with hot glue gun
2. Martha Stewart Home Living marathon
1. Chainsaw Enema
9. Contorting self into washing machine
8. Full-Frontal Lobotomy
7. Locked in jail cell with "Bubba"
6. T.V. stuck on WB
5. Bungee Jumping with dental floss
4. Repainting exterior of house with nail polish brush
3. Bikini wax with hot glue gun
2. Martha Stewart Home Living marathon
1. Chainsaw Enema
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