Lakeland Mirror

Issue date: 4/12/07 Section: Arts & Entertainment

Media Credit: i.a.cnn.net Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, is currently in court for taping minors for Girls Gone Wild tapes.

Anna Nicole Smith's diaries are going up for auction in a few weeks by Heritage Auction Galleries in Dallas. Two diaries will have a starting bid at $20,000 and are expected to bring in over $100,000. The diaries go back to the 90s and talk about her deep emotions, her feelings for J. Howard Marshall II, and how her career started.

My take on this is that Cosmopolitan magazine will snatch them and add to their collection. This will enable them to produce more "useful" stories such as: How to screw over a billionaire in ten days, how to escape the trailer trash life in six months, and how to lose weight and be buried six feet below ground in a year.

Hopefully, somebody will come out with an article on how to quit reading Cosmopolitan in ten steps because, darn it, I can't stop it.

I am starting to respect Brad Pitt more and more He left a gorgeous Jennifer Aniston which had the consequence that he was not part of Hollywood's golden couple anymore. As we all know he went to Angelina Jolie because there was so much passion when they met shooting Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

What happened now? The passion is gone. There is no more wild physical chemistry and a lack of a sex life.

The two of them are blaming it on the pressure to maintain two high profile careers and their bigger family.

Oh poor Hollywood stars. Actually, no sympathy for them. Maybe if they wouldn't constantly expand their family and work on having a soccer team of children then their sex life would be better. In addition, who can have sex when there is a child always screaming in the background?

I don't think it would work to say "Honey, can you hold it for a second while I feed the children." Get a nanny, drop the kids off and simply do it. The problems some people have.

Has anybody seen any pictures of Courtney Love lately? The one where she is walking down the beach in a bikini and her stomach is almost hanging. I mean, we are talking as if her stomach had a Britney moment and shaved its fat. It is hanging there and looks horrible.

Anytime I think about wanting lipo, or any kind of plastic surgery, I will remember this picture of her and decide to stick to healthy exercise. At least Star Jackson hides her past surgery body parts under many layers of clothing.

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